old man, also bicyclist invasion

there is an old man here. he is the oldest. he has a great old man suit on. he is sleeping on the couch. he looks dead. we are in public. everyone stares as they walk by. i am sad.

a pack of bicyclists just came in. they are the bicyclistest. they have terrible bicyclist gear on. they are not sleeping. if i look like that ever in the future, i hope i also look dead as well. we are in public. everyone stares as they walk by. i am sad.