focus group.

i recieved a voicemail today. it was some older woman who's voice i didn't recognize. i wasn't paying much attention, but i heard the words "you will be paid" in there, followed shortly thereafter by a telephone number.

so of course i called it.

as fate would have it, the older woman worked for a survey company. i have no idea how they knew my name or telephone number, but they wanted me to join a focus group, and they were going to pay me for it. the aforementioned focus group will have one objective: taste-testing pizza.

yes, your eyes are not decieving you, they are going to pay me to eat pizza.

someone needs to teach them how the world works.